March 2012
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One time Ryan loved God so much...
he burned his house down. The end.
February 2012
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January 2012
8 posts
So today I had to tell my theist suitemates when Lent started because they were talking it but didn’t know when it was. Good job knowing your beliefs there guys.
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Mmmmm… multivariable calculus time
December 2011
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So I have a scab in the center of my wrist and I’m not sure how it got there but I’m pretty sure I’ve almost figured it out, here’s what I have:
-I know a guy named Peter
-My brother’s name is Parker
-Scab is approximately where Spider-Man would sling web from Hypothesis: If I take off this scab and I shoot web then I am Spider-Man Results: Disappointing.
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Sleep. Organic. Stop thinking for a month.
Getting on that train tomorrow is going to be wonderful
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So I’m at Starbucks and this girl before me orders a grande latte and when they call grande latte she goes excuse I got a medium with this dumb cunt attitude and the lady behind the counter is like grande is medium and she’s like no grande means large and she starts ranting to this Hispanic woman who barely speaks English so I decided to make friends and called her a stupid cunt on the...
Dwarf colony is starting to seem more likely
I swear these kids here are from middle school. Or I’m adjacent to a dwarf colony…
Things I’ve gotten paid to do at work today:
Eat a sandwich
Drink a Sprite
Sit on a couch
Study for my final
Hopefully I’ll be able to endure another hour of this
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$10/hour to sit in a chair as the industrial copier runs.
mmm Suzuki and Heck reactions
I am so tired I think I’m going to pass out at work. Must nap…
Ryan says no one even like Arrested Development....
thebluthcompany:
Let’s teach this guy a lesson.
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